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February 08 2010

02:33

Mercury thiocyanate decomposition

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February 07 2010

12:30

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General

According to a recent Harvard study, weaker copyright benefits society 1.
Harvard encourages all schools join them in rejecting letters threatening legal action against students for file sharing 2.
The decline in music sales correlates much more with other factors like the increase of video game sales 3.
As record label profits have been falling, artist incomes have steadily risen 4.
Those who download illegally spend more money on music than those who don't 5.
Illegally downloaded songs do not translate into lost purchases or stolen profits yet we still see downright fabricated figures 6.
It would cost approximately $26000 to legally fill a 160GB iPod.
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— Copyright Term Reform/Download Disobedience/Fact sheet - iA wiki

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12:15

(via dvdp)

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12:12

→ gabor.adorjani.net

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February 06 2010

23:35

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February 04 2010

02:56

→ www.flickr.com

03.02.2010

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February 01 2010

13:02

Play fullscreen

The Ultimate Rube Goldberg Machine (with a different kind of cheesy music)

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13:00

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Ultimate Universe Objects Size Comparison 2009 (with slightly cheesy music)

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12:21

The total amount of energy collected from outside the solar system by all the radio telescopes together since collecting began in 1951 is "less than the energy of a single snowflake striking the ground."

Bill Bryson quoting Carl Sagan.

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10:26

→ doktorsblog.de

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January 30 2010

14:35

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13:22

→ forum.pokerzysta.pl

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January 22 2010

13:42

→ www.impactlab.com

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02:40

The Invention of Email

The Year 1971:

Two computer scientists, Ray and Vern, sit at two giant proto-computers set at opposite ends of the room.

Ray: Now sending data packet to remote station two.

Vern: Data received.

Both scientists look up at each other.

Ray: We did it. We sent a file from one networked machine to another.

Vern: We've invented electronic mail, Ray! We're going to revolutionize the way people communicate!

Ray: Our names will be remembered forever.

Vern: You're right about-oh, hey, I've got mail. What'd you send me?

Ray: Just read it.

Vern: Second email ever, right? Let's see what we got here... it's asking... it's asking if I'm satisfied with the size of my penis.

Ray: Well?

Vern: Why did you send this? Why would you send me an email saying my penis is too small?

Ray: So you think it's too small?

Vern: That's not funny, Ray! These are the first emails ever; people are going to remember this stuff! Now in the future there's going to be a museum exhibit about how small my dick is!

Ray: I... I'm sorry, Vern. I don't know what came over me.

Vern: Look, let's just forget about it, okay? We invented email. It's a great day.

Ray: Damn right it is. By the way, I sent you those photos you asked for.

Vern: Well, thanks. I don't remember asking for any photos, but oh my god, what the hell is this?

Ray: It's a virus.

Vern: Why? Why are you doing this?

Ray: Uh, maybe because it's funny? Don't be such a n00b, Vern.

Vern: Don't- what? We're both newbies! We invented email five minutes ago!

Ray: Sorry, I'm sorry. Listen, let's put all this behind us. Here, check out these hot XXX sluts I'm sending you.

Vern: I will check out these hot XXX sluts, but it's only for research.

Ray: Nice, huh?

Vern: Well, yes. Two girls, wow. What are they doing with that cup of oh god oh fuck you, Ray. Fuck. You.

Vern gets up to leave.

Vern: We had a beautiful thing here, Ray. A beautiful thing that you destroyed.

Ray: Destroyed? My poor Vern. This is only the beginning. You think you can escape this by leaving the room? This is going to be everywhere. Everywhere! There's no escape! LOL!

Vern: Did you-sorry, did you just say "LOL"?

Ray: LOL! LOL!

Vern leaves. Ray continues to shout "LOL" maniacally.

The Year 2015:

A grandfather finishes putting a small child to bed.

Grandfather: ...and that's the story of how e-mail was invented, and how five thousand years of language was reduced to a cheap slurry of half-formed sentences, pornography, and arbitrary aggression. Sleep tight, fucker.

Child: Fuck you too, grandpa.

Grandfather smiles warmly.

Grandfather: Die of AIDS.

Collegehumor.com

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January 20 2010

20:07

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January 19 2010

22:50

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“ Evaluating any data in Haskell is an error owing to the Zeta-calculus concept of lazy programming, a technique used to avoid telling the computer what to do until the program is running, saving developers from needing to code things that won't be used ”

— Uncyclopedia about Haskell